Thanksgiving Jokes

November 17th, 2011

Since Thanksgiving is just one week away, it is time to pull out your favorite Thanksgiving and Turkey Jokes. Don’t have any, well here are a few of mine…

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers.

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A: It’s a crummy job

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!

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