Winter Jokes

December 30th, 2011
Balloon Penguin

Balloon Penguin

Here are some good, clean jokes about winter and snow.

Q. How do Penguins drink their cola?
A. On the rocks.

Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it’s too far to walk.

Q. What happens when skiers get old?
A. They go downhill.

Q. What is the best hockey team in the universe?
A. The All-Stars

Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.

Q. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A. Snow and Tell.

Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Icebergers!

Q. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Frost bite !

Q. Why did the cross-country skier wear only one boot?
A. Because he heard the snow was one foot deep.

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