Dog Days of Summer Jokes
June 16th, 2014I know that officially, summer doesn’t start for a few days, but we are expecting a heat wave, so I figured it would be a good time for a few jokes related to the dog days of summer…
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You have to be careful not to step on a poodle.
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!
Q: What animal keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What happened to the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
A: She got a ticket for littering!